this cat makes me feel like going home and re evaluating everything I have ever done

wasp33:

There are two types of squirrels

I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD OMFG

Omg that squirrel is the most metal bastard I’ve ever seen.

That’s called torsion and is a serious medical issue. Get help. Get help soon.

itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

COME BROTHER
BABY WITH ME
WRAAAREUGHSJK *chomp*

cassandraclare:

possibly my favorite part…possibly.

Is that the guy from misfits?

windexwaker:

captain-jack-hardness:

i hate black girls

the sentence above is racist, but if you replace black girls with white girls you get a funny 1000+ note text post instead

fuck, its finally time someone pointed this out

andhera:

iescapefromreality:

ejacutastic:

basically: if you think you’re rebelling against christianity with an upside down cross

you’re not

you’re doing the exact opposite

FINALFUCKINGLY SOMEONE RECOGNIZES THIS

OH MY GOD THANK YOU SOMEONE MADE A POST ABOUT THIS. All these people are like “Hail Satan” and then post an inverted cross and i’m like wait a second.. that’s not that Satanic Cross. If you’re going to “worship Satan” at least do it correctly. 

The more you know *rainbow*

funfrom4chan:

When a friend reads your message but he doesn’t answer

funfrom4chan:

He’s going to rule the world. And we are fucked.

I feel like in posting this I am cleansing my soul