a gun that shoots chainsaws but then they explode
I'm like a dog. I'll do anything reasonable to make people happy. you want presies? YOU GET PRESIES! You want smooches? YOU GET SMOOCHES! You want your hand licked? Alright that depends who you are and what the mood is but I'LL DEFINITELY THINK ABOUT IT, FOR NOW IT'S A SOLID MAYBE!
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish